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I’m
going to begin with what I am not going to tell you. I am not going to tell you
where Chutes and Ladders is. I certainly could tell you and would have liked
someone to have posted the location so that my crew didn’t spend literally half
a day looking for it, but there are reasons why no one is giving up this
location easily (don't even bother asking a local in the area). The first
reason is that Chutes and Ladders is on private land, though anyone determined to
find this place isn't going to care about that since the land is supposedly
owned by the Maui Pineapple Company; at least that’s what I remember the “No
Trespassing” signs saying. Those “No Trespassing” signs may be there to protect
the land owner for the second reason no one says where this little adventure
is, that being the high risk of injury. I will say that the ‘trail head’ is
about .4 miles past mile marker 37 (long before mile marker 38) on the eastern
side of Honokohau Bay. If and when you find the trail, proceed at your own
risk, following the trail towards the water and then to the left where the
trail turns into grass. That’s where you will find the ropes.
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Arial view of the location. |
When
you find the ropes, you’re going to say one of two things, either “It doesn’t
look that bad” or “I’m not doing that.” The cliff face you need to climb down
is about 40 feet high; certainly not 60 feet high as other blog posters have
written. The incline is about an 80 percent slope, meaning that unless you rock
climb regularly, you’re going to need the ropes to get safely down to the
bottom. There are plenty of toe holds and crevices to get your fingers on,
though having long legs is certainly to someone’s advantage here. If you arrive
and find the rocks wet from a recent passing rain cloud, I would advise against
attempting this descent. In fact, if you do not do this kind of thing regularly
or if you do not consider yourself fit or if you mind getting a little scraped
up, I would not attempt to climb down. I was quite nervous going down, probably
due to an old repelling accident when I was in the Army years ago. Has anyone
died here? Yes, at least one person has died here, though probably more. The
media in Hawaii tends to gloss over or ignore these kinds of things for fear of
hurting tourism. On the other hand, if you’re young and somehow have it in your
head that you are immortal, then by all means, proceed without caution. (There
is, by the way, another eight foot wall of lava rock to scoot down right next
to the pool. Though it’s a 90 percent slope, it’s not that big a deal after the
rope climb.)
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The rope climb down. The pool is hidden to the right. |
The
pool itself is quite inviting, though no more interesting than the more
well-known Olivine Pools a few more miles to the east. That is to say, no one
comes here for the pool itself, rather they come because there is a potential
for death and danger. At about five feet deep, the pool is deep enough to
cannonball into from a modest height and there are fish in the pool but
thankfully, no sea urchins, at least not that I saw. I would recommend bringing
reef shoes / tabis since walking around on the volcanic rock is a bit much on
tender feet, plus the algae in the pool makes climbing out with bare feet
slippery. As a general precaution, if the ocean is pounding the shore and waves
are splashing over the rocks into the pool, don’t go in the pool. One rouge
wave is all it takes to wash a person out to sea.
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Blackbeard the Goat. |
When
my crew was done, the climb back out was infinitely easier, at least for me.
The black goat awaiting us at the top didn’t seem too pleased with us, though.
Either we were on his land or he was angry we weren’t going to feed him. We
were hungry, too, and needed to get ourselves over to the Maui Brewing Company
so we beat a hasty retreat to avoid getting head-butted by this guy. Remember,
when you’re done, please pack everything you brought in back out, unless you
brought rope. You can never have enough rope if you ask me. Future
‘adventurers’ will thank you.